Funny 911 calls
A man called 911 to learn how to cook turkey. The conversation went like this:
Dispatcher - 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Man - Hi, is this the police.
Dispatcher - This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance?
Man - Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
Another funny 911 call happened not long ago. This woman went to this fast food restaurant and called 911 because she did not have enough shrimps.
In the fall of 2010, the police received a 911 call from a man who asked for help getting out of a hotel hot tub. That man was homeless. He later said to the police that he would appreciate some hot chocolate and a hug.
In September 2008 a woman called 911 to complain about her order from Burger king. She ordered the Western Bacon Cheeseburger but the employee said to pull over for few minutes but she would not; she wanted her burger right now. She called 911 to arrest the employee for not giving her the burger right now.
Another woman called 911 because she order chicken nuggets but McDonalds did not have it. The employee gave chicken strips but she would decline. The employee gave her a discount and gave her more food but she still declined it, rather called the police.
http://gypsumgirl.hubpages.com/hub/Bizarre-911-Calls, Funny Emergency 911 Calls, December 14
http://www.laughitout.com/2007/06/funnyreal-911-calls.html, Funny (Real) 911 calls, December 14
Dispatcher - 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Man - Hi, is this the police.
Dispatcher - This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance?
Man - Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
Another funny 911 call happened not long ago. This woman went to this fast food restaurant and called 911 because she did not have enough shrimps.
In the fall of 2010, the police received a 911 call from a man who asked for help getting out of a hotel hot tub. That man was homeless. He later said to the police that he would appreciate some hot chocolate and a hug.
In September 2008 a woman called 911 to complain about her order from Burger king. She ordered the Western Bacon Cheeseburger but the employee said to pull over for few minutes but she would not; she wanted her burger right now. She called 911 to arrest the employee for not giving her the burger right now.
Another woman called 911 because she order chicken nuggets but McDonalds did not have it. The employee gave chicken strips but she would decline. The employee gave her a discount and gave her more food but she still declined it, rather called the police.
http://gypsumgirl.hubpages.com/hub/Bizarre-911-Calls, Funny Emergency 911 Calls, December 14
http://www.laughitout.com/2007/06/funnyreal-911-calls.html, Funny (Real) 911 calls, December 14